tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69688582011-06-07T23:16:29.247-07:00HONG KONG ENTERTAINMENT FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVEAiwahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02164062646789172515noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6968858.post-1084768115184330222004-05-16T21:21:00.000-07:002004-05-18T08:15:18.093-07:00<img src="http://www.the-sun.com.hk/channels/ent/20040515/img/e01051513_big.jpg"> <br />Joey Yung Jo Yee <br /> <br /><em>DimGuy: Bat Gwa Jing, do you know that Joey has a boyfriend? <br /> <br />Bat Gwa Jing: Yuhyuh!! The guy who got Leung See Ho and Eric Tsang bashed up. He is the one. *Smugly* <br /> <br />DimGuy: No wor. The- Sun reported that Joey has a boyfriend. She wept when she reminisces about the time she spent with her beau... 'cos she could only use the web cam and instant messaging to stay in touch with him. <br /> <br />Bat Gwa Jing: Huh?!!!!! Hokay…How tall is this boyfriend? (-__-“) <br /> <br />DimGuy: Umm...not mentioned. <br /> <br />Bat Gwa Jing: Is he Chinese? Hispanic? Caucasian? Arabian? Negro? White? Thai? Japanese? Korean… <br /> <br />Dimguy: No idea. <br /> <br />Bat Gwa Jing: Age? Occupation? Sex? Location? <br /> <br />DimGuy: Duh… I'm clueless *Nonchalantly* <br /> <br />Bat Gwa Jing: Arrrgghhhh!!! How can he go undetected by my watchful super Bat Gwa radar?! No boyfriend or girlfriend can escape my detection! Is he some ghoul? This is outrageous!!!!!!! #@@&##$$$!!%%%@@ Gik Sei Yan!!!! *Bangs DimGuy’s head against the wall* <br /> <br />WHY Bok See: I guess the ManiFok brand of smokescreen is a superb product. It fooled the resourceful Bat Gwa Jing. *Sniggers* <br /> <br />DimGuy: Umm…(recovering from the spate of violence that Bat Gwa Jing has inflicted) I beg to differ. I think it was the radar deflecting cream that Joey has been using. The infamous Emperor EEG brand, and it’s only available to a niche market. \(^-^)/ <br /> <br />Meanwhile, Bat Gwa Jing whips out a voodoo doll and…</em> <br /> <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6968858-108476811518433022?l=dimgai.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lepranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6968858.post-1084725326428484082004-05-16T09:27:00.000-07:002004-05-16T12:16:22.233-07:00<img src="http://hk.yimg.com/hk/providers/singtao/20040511/20040511fp08y-s.jpg"> <br /> <br />According to SingTao News(11/05/2004), Jade Kwan is going to insure her vocal cords for a few million HKD. She would be paying a premium of $5000 HKD per month for the sum insured. She also told the press that her throat had bled when she used her voice forcefully and as she's an A-list singer, it would be terrible if she couldn't sing. Hence, the payout would be handy if she was to lose her voice in the future. <br /> <br /><em>DimGuy: Bok See, why did Jade Kwan need to buy insurance for her vocals ar?! <br /> <br />WHY Bok See (Professor): Oh…and why not? (^-^) <br /> <br />DimGuy: ‘Cos all that money would have been put to better use like giving to charity, saving strays, cancer societies etc, etc. <br /> <br />WHY Bok See: Duh… her voice is her livelihood? Didn’t know she is an A-list singer though. Where did that come from? How thick-skinned one can be… (^_^”) <br /> <br />DimGuy: Her voice…not impressive wor. Shrill and dull. Who said she is an A-list singer ga??!! <br /> <br />WHY Bok See: Buying insurance...maybe, perhaps the insurance agent smote her. Kau Jai (courting a guy) mah! Hehehe. Hmm…she’s not pretty, she is diminutive, she can’t act and she…oh well, don’t know what she can do besides sing. If you call that singing…*laughs to himself again* <br /> <br />DimGuy: Bled when she uses her vocals too forcefully... Doesn’t that imply that she is not projecting her voice properly??!!! She should spend her money on vocal training lessons. So dumb!! <br /> <br />WHY Bok See: Ahhhh… Ah Dim, you are getting brighter!! (^o^)</em> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6968858-108472532642848408?l=dimgai.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lepranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6968858.post-1084643297736236262004-05-15T10:43:00.000-07:002004-05-15T10:52:07.376-07:00Why, why, tell me why? <br />Why? <br />Why not? <br />After all, anything's possible in the HKentverse. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6968858-108464329773623626?l=dimgai.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jo.kenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6968858.post-1084383070027487302004-05-12T10:30:00.000-07:002004-05-12T10:31:10.030-07:00Dim guy are?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6968858-108438307002748730?l=dimgai.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Aiwahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02164062646789172515noreply@blogger.com