Joey Yung Jo Yee
DimGuy: Bat Gwa Jing, do you know that Joey has a boyfriend?
Bat Gwa Jing: Yuhyuh!! The guy who got Leung See Ho and Eric Tsang bashed up. He is the one. *Smugly*
DimGuy: No wor. The- Sun reported that Joey has a boyfriend. She wept when she reminisces about the time she spent with her beau... 'cos she could only use the web cam and instant messaging to stay in touch with him.
Bat Gwa Jing: Huh?!!!!! Hokay…How tall is this boyfriend? (-__-“)
DimGuy: Umm...not mentioned.
Bat Gwa Jing: Is he Chinese? Hispanic? Caucasian? Arabian? Negro? White? Thai? Japanese? Korean…
Dimguy: No idea.
Bat Gwa Jing: Age? Occupation? Sex? Location?
DimGuy: Duh… I'm clueless *Nonchalantly*
Bat Gwa Jing: Arrrgghhhh!!! How can he go undetected by my watchful super Bat Gwa radar?! No boyfriend or girlfriend can escape my detection! Is he some ghoul? This is outrageous!!!!!!! #@@#$$$!!%%%@@ Gik Sei Yan!!!! *Bangs DimGuy’s head against the wall*
WHY Bok See: I guess the ManiFok brand of smokescreen is a superb product. It fooled the resourceful Bat Gwa Jing. *Sniggers*
DimGuy: Umm…(recovering from the spate of violence that Bat Gwa Jing has inflicted) I beg to differ. I think it was the radar deflecting cream that Joey has been using. The infamous Emperor EEG brand, and it’s only available to a niche market. \(^-^)/
Meanwhile, Bat Gwa Jing whips out a voodoo doll and…